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Joke of the Day
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
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"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite."
"Let's all meet at BP headquarters and pee in their lobby."
"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"
"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."