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Joke of the Day
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
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"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"
"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."
"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."
"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in..."
"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"