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"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
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"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? I couldn't unscrew your mom."
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
"Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable."
"My girlfriend said we should split up because she can't handle me acting like a detective all the time... ""GOOD IDEA!"" I said... ""We can cover more ground that way!"""
"How I got over my procastination ... I will tell you later"
"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."
"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"
"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."