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Joke of the Day
"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"
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"Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine."
"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."
"I'm so faithful, I don't even have a girlfriend and I STILL don't sleep with other women!"
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans? 'Cuz they were stalin'!"
"what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas nothing, he had no presence"
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""
"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"
"Christmas is my favorite four months of the year."