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Joke of the Day

"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."

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"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."
"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"
"How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !"
"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"
"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."
"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"
"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."
"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."