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Joke of the Day
"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."
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"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"
"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."
"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"