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Joke of the Day
"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"
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"In America, we decide to bomb people after a week of reflection, but have debated the legality of smoking a plant for 40 years"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!"
"What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to ""tell us about yourself."""
"What's another name for a ghost writer? A prose-titute."
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"Please don't drink and drive. Last night I put my hand out of the car to indicate i was turning right and some moron pulled the the bottle out of my hand"
"Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battle."
"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"