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Joke of the Day
"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."
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"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
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"Tryna get into bondage But I need someone to show me the ropes"
"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."
"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"
"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."