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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
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"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"
"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
"My favorite word is penetration. My second favorite word is done."
"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"
"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."