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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!"
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"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."
"Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed."
"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"
"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""
"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"
"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"
"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."
"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"