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Joke of the Day
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."
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"My phone just ""autocorrected"" the word 'Dicks' to the word 'Sucks'... Yeah. it gets it."
"The worst puns are hot dog puns."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. You look down."" The photon says, ""You can see that, yes."""
"My husband fell asleep while watching Memento...was shocked to find ""remember to NOT trust your wife"" written on his forehead with a Sharpie"
"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."
"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."
"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"
"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."