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Joke of the Day
"Tryna get into bondage But I need someone to show me the ropes"
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"(: N poo Love, Australia."
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night The kid says, ""I'm scared."" The pedophile responds, ""You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."""
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."