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Joke of the Day

"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"

"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."

"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."