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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!"
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"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."
"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"
"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."
"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."
"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."
"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."
"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."
"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""