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Joke of the Day
"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
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"Local coffee drinker... Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"
"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."
"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"I can't understand how Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman The plastic surgery has got be mildly painful, but the sucking out of half the brain has got be excruciating."