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Joke of the Day

"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"""YOUR 15"" is trending worldwide instead of ""YOU'RE 15"" and that's why we haven't found a cure for cancer yet."

"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."

"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."

"Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten"

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"

"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."

"My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun."

"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"

"I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say ""hello?"" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise."