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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."
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"Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs."
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."
"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."
"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."
"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"