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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy."

"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."

"Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew."

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad"

"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."

"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."

"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."

"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."

"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""