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Joke of the Day
"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."
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"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."
"I was researching facts about euthanasia... They're extremely malnourished"
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"
"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."
"Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit."
"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."
"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"
"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"