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Joke of the Day
"Two drummers walk into a bar... Ba dum tssh."
Next Joke
"Thanks to advertisements I know I need to help the diseased, the pregnant and those dying of cancer... And then have a smoke."
"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"
"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"
"/r/Jokes is broken"
"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"
"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."