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Joke of the Day

"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""

"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."

"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."

"I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!"

"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."

"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"