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Joke of the Day
"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
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"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
"Does anyone on here know how to ""unhook"" Amazon from my Twitter so that I can order things without giving people the idea I am Really bald??"
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."
"How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend? With arroz."
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"
"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"
"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"