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"Whenever I'm feeling I'm getting soft I log in to Facebook to rekindle my hate for humanity."
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
"What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, & now my brother has to send what happened child support. :/"
"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"
"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."