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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"
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"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"
"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."
"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."
"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"
"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."
"Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet"
"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."
"What do you call an astronaut who loves himself? A NASAccist!"