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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"
Next Joke
"My two levels of drunk are 1) dancing with fat chicks at the club 2) smashing my neighbor's window thinking I locked myself out of my house."
"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."
"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."
"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."
"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"
"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."
"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."
"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."