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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"

"Why didn't Chris Brown make any headphones? He definitely knows how to make a good beat. I will show myself out."

"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."

"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"

"What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird."

"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"

"In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix."

"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"

"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"

"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."