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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"
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"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
"A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... Just kidding."
"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."
"There's no easy well to tell your girlfriend that she has bad breath. I think I'm just going to stop kissing your girlfriend. edit: meant to say ""way"" instead of ""well"""
"I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo."
"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"
"I was all cozy up in Mississippi and then all hell broke loose because... Mr. Issippi came home early."
"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."
"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"