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Joke of the Day
"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"
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"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."
"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"
"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."
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"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"
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