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Joke of the Day

"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"

"What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger? Toot uncommon"

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a toilet The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door."

"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."