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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
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"Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying."
"What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."
"I have the cutest bird in the world... ...a Jackd'awww."
"My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the drought, can no longer take ""unusually long"" baths like we did"
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live."
"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."
"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."