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Joke of the Day

"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."

"I just thought of the most badass hobbit name: Oak Smashfoot. Oh god, I'm so tired."

"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."

"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"

"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."

"Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument."

"The New Drum by Major Headache"

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "