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Joke of the Day

"My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the drought, can no longer take ""unusually long"" baths like we did"

"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."

"What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests? Thank you for coming!"

"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"

"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"

"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Laundry."

"I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn. Fucking firemen."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"

"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"