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Joke of the Day
"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."
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"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."
"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes."
"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"
"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"