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Joke of the Day
"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."
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"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."
"The test results came back, and Frodo's wife can't have a baby. She's non-hobbit forming."
"Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: ""Fun fun fun worry worry worry"" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""
"1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know"
"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"
"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."
"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."