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Joke of the Day
"I have the cutest bird in the world... ...a Jackd'awww."
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"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"
"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."
"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."
"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"
"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."
"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"