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Joke of the Day

"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"

"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."

"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."

"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""

"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"

"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"

"I met my soulmate. She didn't."

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."

"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."

"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."