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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."
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"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."
"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."
"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."
"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"
"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."
"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."