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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."
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"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."
"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""
"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."
"My sense of humor has been described as ""please stop"" and ""you're ruining dinner"""
"Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled ""shoo"", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler."
"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."
"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"
"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."