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Joke of the Day
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
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"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""
"I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster."
"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"
"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"
"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"
"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."
"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."
"""How about a scarf?"" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day."
"The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car"