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Joke of the Day
"I met my soulmate. She didn't."
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"Currently the flower business is blooming."
"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."
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"I lost my mood ring... And I don't know how I feel about that."
"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"
"Never marry a drummer... they beat things for a living."
"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""
"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"
"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""