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Joke of the Day
"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."
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"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"
"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"
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"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"