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"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"
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"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"
"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""