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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"

"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""

"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"

"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"""

"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."

"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"

"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"