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Joke of the Day
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
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"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"
"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb? One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him."
"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."
"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."
"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."
"Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that."
"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."