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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."

"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."

"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"

"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"

"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."

"A priest opens a restaurant... and calls it ""Braise the Lord"""

"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."

"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."