69760

Joke of the Day

"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""

"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"

"[turns to buddy just before bar fight] ""I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"""

"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."

"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"

"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"

"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"

"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."

"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."