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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"

"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."

"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""

"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."

"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."

"Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel"

"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch."