179235
Joke of the Day
"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."
Next Joke
"Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out"
"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."
"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."
"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"
"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"
"I don't know why people always make such a fuss about how much a newborn weighs. It's a baby, not a stash of cocaine."
"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying. Onions was a great dog."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side..."