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Joke of the Day

"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."

"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."

"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""

"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."

"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"

"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."

"I'm going to start using ""reach around"" as business jargon and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished."

"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."

"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."