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Joke of the Day
"What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !"
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"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"
"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"
"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."
"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"
"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."
"A fighter plane mechanic goes to the doctor for his impotence. The doctor examines him and then writes a brief diagnosis. ""Could not reproduce"""
"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."