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Joke of the Day
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
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"So my friend told me that he has been constipated for the past three weeks... I'm pretty sure he's full of shit."
"If your PMSing wife hands you lemons, you damn well better make lemonade or else she'll stab you & squeeze lemon juice into the open wound."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."
"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."
"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."
"lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"
"Celebrities are called stars because they're hot, not very bright, unattainable and destined to eventually collapse into a black hole."