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Joke of the Day

"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"

"I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start"

"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."

"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."

"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."

"Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism "

"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."

"Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish."

"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"