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Joke of the Day

"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"

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"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."
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"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"