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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."
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"Here, have my marionette set. ""Cool. How much for it?"" Just take it ""For free? What's the catch?"" No strings attached. ""You son of a bit.."""
"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"What do you call a shoe with no laces Shoe HA!"
"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""
"That awkward moment when someone says ""stop"", and you don't know whether to respond with ""collaborate and listen"" or ""hammer time."""
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"